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Virgin4Life1138: But then again, as long as I have movies and books about my beloved Han Solo, I don't really care about "real" relationships.
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Tanline Girl: I was miserable yesterday/last night/this morning
Tanline Girl: and still have an icky throat, but am feeling better
Counselor: Eww, that sucks
Counselor: Give that to the Christians
Counselor: Say it's a gift
Counselor: FROM SATAN
Tanline Girl: and still have an icky throat, but am feeling better
Counselor: Eww, that sucks
Counselor: Give that to the Christians
Counselor: Say it's a gift
Counselor: FROM SATAN
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Plastic T-Rex: Hey, are you hungry at all now?
Plastic Stegosaurus: No, not particularly, I ate chips and dip
Plastic T-Rex: Do you predict being hit by the pangs of hunger anytime in the near future?
Plastic Stegosaurus: lol, no
Plastic T-Rex: Curse your sudden but inevitable intake of food without my consent!!
Plastic Stegosaurus: No, not particularly, I ate chips and dip
Plastic T-Rex: Do you predict being hit by the pangs of hunger anytime in the near future?
Plastic Stegosaurus: lol, no
Plastic T-Rex: Curse your sudden but inevitable intake of food without my consent!!
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Tie-dye Freak: .....Haaaaair!!
Tie-dye Freak: ....Haaaaair!!
Tie-dye Freak: ...Haaaaair!!
Tie-dye Freak: ..Haaaaair!!
Tie-dye Freak: .Haaaaair!!
Tie-dye Freak: Haaaaair!!
Non-Albino Girl: ..............What?
Tie-dye Freak: HAAAAAAIR!!!
Tie-dye Freak: ....Haaaaair!!
Tie-dye Freak: ...Haaaaair!!
Tie-dye Freak: ..Haaaaair!!
Tie-dye Freak: .Haaaaair!!
Tie-dye Freak: Haaaaair!!
Non-Albino Girl: ..............What?
Tie-dye Freak: HAAAAAAIR!!!
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Badgered Girl: Excuse me. Please remove your digits from my anatomy.
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Probably Topless Girl: Heeeeey, go to sleep
Fully Clothed: Yaaaaaa, I'm getting there...people keep distracting me. Or like...words. Or like...myself... I keep thinking about how funny I am and then I start laughing at myself. But you know, in the good way.
Fully Clothed: Yaaaaaa, I'm getting there...people keep distracting me. Or like...words. Or like...myself... I keep thinking about how funny I am and then I start laughing at myself. But you know, in the good way.
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Tard: Hey, [Linda]! Are you wanting the hungry consuming?
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Slash Fan: That fanfic I read was completely unsatisfying. I thought you should know that.
Non-Fic Chick: Ha ha ha.
Slash Fan: It was three chapters of just hinting that maybe somebody might possibly, but probably not, have feelings for somebody else.
Non-Fic Chick: Oh god. Who writes that way?
. . .
Non-fic Chick: Besides J.K. Rowling... Who wrote half a novel that way.
Non-Fic Chick: Ha ha ha.
Slash Fan: It was three chapters of just hinting that maybe somebody might possibly, but probably not, have feelings for somebody else.
Non-Fic Chick: Oh god. Who writes that way?
. . .
Non-fic Chick: Besides J.K. Rowling... Who wrote half a novel that way.
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ADD Nailing Chick is hanging up posters in her room. Super Layout Girl walks in and witnesses ADD Nailing Chick putting two posters on the wall that are not lined up at all, despite the fact that they are right next to each other. A conversation ensues about how retarded ADD Nailing Chick is at making things even and ends with ADD Nailing Chick begging Super Layout Chick to help her line her posters up.
ADD Nailing Chick: If you were a true friend, you would help me!!
Super Layout Chick: Yeah... *Walks away*
ADD Nailing Chick: If you were a true friend, you would help me!!
Super Layout Chick: Yeah... *Walks away*
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Tard: You know, 'tard' backwards is 'dart'.
.....
Speller: Actually, it's 'drat'.
Tard: Oh yeah, 'drat', too.
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Speller: Actually, it's 'drat'.
Tard: Oh yeah, 'drat', too.