Tanline Girl: I was miserable yesterday/last night/this morning Tanline Girl: and still have an icky throat, but am feeling better Counselor: Eww, that sucks Counselor: Give that to the Christians Counselor: Say it's a gift Counselor: FROM SATAN
Plastic T-Rex: Hey, are you hungry at all now? Plastic Stegosaurus: No, not particularly, I ate chips and dip Plastic T-Rex: Do you predict being hit by the pangs of hunger anytime in the near future? Plastic Stegosaurus: lol, no Plastic T-Rex: Curse your sudden but inevitable intake of food without my consent!!
Probably Topless Girl: Heeeeey, go to sleep Fully Clothed: Yaaaaaa, I'm getting there...people keep distracting me. Or like...words. Or like...myself... I keep thinking about how funny I am and then I start laughing at myself. But you know, in the good way.
Slash Fan: That fanfic I read was completely unsatisfying. I thought you should know that. Non-Fic Chick: Ha ha ha. Slash Fan: It was three chapters of just hinting that maybe somebody might possibly, but probably not, have feelings for somebody else. Non-Fic Chick: Oh god. Who writes that way? . . . Non-fic Chick: Besides J.K. Rowling... Who wrote half a novel that way.
ADD Nailing Chick is hanging up posters in her room. Super Layout Girl walks in and witnesses ADD Nailing Chick putting two posters on the wall that are not lined up at all, despite the fact that they are right next to each other. A conversation ensues about how retarded ADD Nailing Chick is at making things even and ends with ADD Nailing Chick begging Super Layout Chick to help her line her posters up.
ADD Nailing Chick: If you were a true friend, you would help me!! Super Layout Chick: Yeah... *Walks away*